Greetings Geeks and Geekettes! PhotonWaveZero with a belated review of Sony's (Not Marvel, which is very apparent) reboot/re-envisioning of everyone's favorite friendly neighborhood wall crawler, The Amazing Spider-Man , which was about as amazing as watching paint dry. In fact, if it weren't for the superb music by popular composer James Horner and the enjoyable cast chemistry, this movie would've been almost as god awful as Halle Berry's Catwoman (*cringes*). It is the first comic book movie I've ever seen that had me contemplate leaving the theater early on just because of how bastardized the origin story was, despite most of us wishing they would've skipped the heroic menace's roots to begin with. Read on to find out why I might have been one of the few individuals who felt this was insult to wall crawler fans everywhere! Tread lightly, however, as my rant might contain might contain minor *spoilers*.